Tax doggerel with a nod to Nat King Cole & Weird Al Yankovic

Embrace me,
My sweet depreciable you
Embrace me,
You reimbursable you

Just one look at your
Books, my sighs grow deeper in me
You and you alone bring out
The big data scientist in me

I dread all
The many forms about you
Above all,
I want good bookkeepers around you

Don’t be a neurotic
Tax fugitive
Come to ansibletax do

My sweet behind-
-on-filing-taxes-you

(Creative Commons) 2014 Deborah Lagutaris aka Olivia LaRosa dba Ansible Tax Services

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