We have George Carlin, still!

Warning! This is dialogue from an adult-rated chatroom. The links lead to r-rated comedic material by George Carlin and Lewis Black. Do not enter if under 18.

Discussions and links to

*George Carlin’s best political routines…
*The prison-industrial complex’s benefits to the Central Valley of California and other such places
*The Red Hot Chilli PIPERS

(1:53 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: we reallly need George now
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thephoenix_: that’s the miracle of modernity
thephoenix_: we HAVE George Carlin still!
thephoenix_: George would approve!
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(1:54 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: yes we do Bird
(1:54 AM) pittsburghsteelers2k7: phoenix don’t forget lewis black
thephoenix_: Lewis Black channels George
thephoenix_: I love Lewis Black
thephoenix_: he’s cuddlier than George
thephoenix_: I love his show The Root of All Evil!

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(11:14 PM) Alert: This is an A rated room intended for adults only.
(11:14 PM) Alert: Political jokes, musical parodies, the fun side of politics, come in, contribute, enjoy

thephoenix_: hey!
(11:14 PM) BUBZIE: EVENING KIDDIES.
(11:14 PM) oO_jezebel_Oo: heyyy you
(11:14 PM) zepp999: hi nix
thephoenix_: oops, didn’t mean to be RED
(11:14 PM) oO_jezebel_Oo: hi bubzie
(11:14 PM) zepp999: hello bubzie
(11:14 PM) oO_jezebel_Oo: hehehehehe (bird!!!)
(11:14 PM) BUBZIE: IS UNCLE TOM AWAKE?
thephoenix_: let’s see
thephoenix_: ok!
thephoenix_: hi zeppie
thephoenix_: been watching some Carlin tonight
thephoenix_: I will sure miss him!
(11:15 PM) oO_jezebel_Oo: i know, we did a tribute to him yesterday morning
(11:16 PM) BUBZIE: ONE THING ABOUT CARLIN, HE NEVER SEEN A BUSH TO BEAT AROUND.
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(11:16 PM) BUBZIE: DIRECT AND TO THE POINT.
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thephoenix_: Did you see f’ing piece of s*** businessmen routine?
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(11:19 PM) oO_jezebel_Oo: bird, i’ve gotta lie down — if ya wanna play carlin from you tube on the mic in here, ask bobby, he’ll probably let ya
thephoenix_: okies
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(11:21 PM) Bobby McGee: sure
(11:21 PM) Bobby McGee: play it
(11:21 PM) Bobby McGee: i dont mind
thephoenix_: LOL okies
thephoenix_: must reload!
thephoenix_: brb
thephoenix_: loooool\
thephoenix_: this is my fav!
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(11:25 PM) tokun: what did he die from?
thephoenix_: heart attack
(11:26 PM) zepp999: hello tokun
(11:26 PM) tokun: oh ok
(11:26 PM) zepp999: heart i believe
thephoenix_: His wife died in 1997
(11:26 PM) tokun: how sad
thephoenix_: He was very sad after that.
thephoenix_: He always spoke of her lovingly…never any of that mean shit comedians do to their spouses!

thephoenix_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u6lCBnRoHQ&feature=rec-fresh
I DON’T VOTE
(11:27 PM) tokun: yep
thephoenix_: I grew up and went through my adulthood listening to Carlin and Pryor!
thephoenix_: I learned a lot from both of them.
(11:28 PM) tokun: great

thephoenix_: did y’all play Advertising Lullabye?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzh_ckZcuCM
thephoenix_: These are all from “You Are All Diseased”
thephoenix_: loooool
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(11:34 PM) Bobby McGee: more
(11:34 PM) Bobby McGee: more george carlin
thephoenix_: More you say?
thephoenix_: you got it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_knQsNb7SdI&feature=related
Businessmen and Religion
(11:34 PM) Bobby McGee: i say yeah
(11:34 PM) Bobby McGee: go for it
(11:34 PM) Bobby McGee: good laugh is always good
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thephoenix_: carlin on the white middle class feminists/ discussion of b***j**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD5L2CxRMG4
(11:38 PM) Bobby McGee: lol
(11:38 PM) Bobby McGee: hahaahaah
thephoenix_: lol
(11:39 PM) Bobby McGee: lol
(11:39 PM) ana 3_2: loool
(11:39 PM) Bobby McGee: aahahhaah
(11:39 PM) Bobby McGee: hahahahahahaahhaahha
(11:40 PM) Bobby McGee:
thephoenix_: hahaha
(11:40 PM) Bobby McGee: lol
(11:41 PM) Bobby McGee: lol
(11:41 PM) ana 3_2: lol
thephoenix_: lol
thephoenix_: hahaha
(11:41 PM) Bobby McGee: lol
thephoenix_: rotf
(11:42 PM) Bobby McGee: lol
(11:42 PM) Bobby McGee: ahahaahhaah
(11:42 PM) Bobby McGee: lol
(11:42 PM) Bobby McGee: haaahhaahahahahha
thephoenix_: lmao! You guys DO that.
thephoenix_: Even the most kind and polite and respectful men cannot stop thinking that!
thephoenix_: Even the ones who have trained themselves not to talk to our boobs!
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thephoenix_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dcr8dm9Prkk&feature=related
thephoenix_: This is a video performance
(11:48 PM) ana 3_2: heehe
thephoenix_: most of them have stills
(11:48 PM) Bobby McGee: lol
(11:49 PM) ana 3_2: loooool
(11:49 PM) Bobby McGee: haahahhahha
thephoenix_: lol
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(11:49 PM) Bobby McGee: they happen to be …
(11:49 PM) Bobby McGee: lol
(11:49 PM) Bobby McGee: hhahahahha
thephoenix_: looool
(11:49 PM) Bobby McGee: lol
(11:49 PM) Bobby McGee: no he is not
(11:49 PM) Bobby McGee: lol
(11:49 PM) ana 3_2: lool
(11:50 PM) ana 3_2: true
(11:50 PM) Bobby McGee: more ?
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thephoenix_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ4SSvVbhLw&feature=related
thephoenix_: The American Dream
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(11:52 PM) Bobby McGee: lol
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thephoenix_: wanna hear a recent interview with Keith Olbermann?
(11:55 PM) ana 3_2: yes
thephoenix_: coming right up!
(11:55 PM) Bobby McGee: i like that
thephoenix_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UVXj8F9Fmk&feature=related
(11:55 PM) Bobby McGee: the american dream you have to be asleep to believe it
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thephoenix_: hi zenobia
(11:58 PM) zenobia_1: hi
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thephoenix_: hi dances
thephoenix_: George Carlin being interviewed by Keith Olbermann
thephoenix_: Governor Bush!
(12:02 AM) dances_with_haggis: Hi TP M8
thephoenix_: cell phone that makes pancakes!
thephoenix_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UVXj8F9Fmk&feature=related
thephoenix_: go take a look at the comments!
(12:03 AM) oO_jezebel_Oo: dances mate
(12:03 AM) ana 3_2: thx all g’nite n g’day
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thephoenix_: oops sorry

(12:06 AM) pittsburghsteelers2k7: jez want me to sing to u lol
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(12:06 AM) oO_jezebel_Oo: haha pits no please no
(12:07 AM) pittsburghsteelers2k7: u may not wake up at all better not lol
(12:07 AM) oO_jezebel_Oo: thanks for playing those bird
(12:07 AM) pittsburghsteelers2k7: i can’t carry a tune let alone the bucket
(12:08 AM) pittsburghsteelers2k7: yw
thephoenix_: you are welcome!
thephoenix_: phone call…
(12:08 AM) pittsburghsteelers2k7: oops
(12:08 AM) oO_jezebel_Oo: they were good ones
(12:11 AM) tokun: this may help jez

(12:34 AM) tokun: i thought you were going to say that lol
(12:34 AM) Chirper58: Hello everyone, good to see my friends in here.
thephoenix_: XO
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(12:34 AM) Bobby McGee: i did 8 hours
thephoenix_: criminy, bobby!
thephoenix_: that’s cruel and unusual punishment!
(12:35 AM) oO_jezebel_Oo: omar can open his cat room for a while
thephoenix_: loool jez!
thephoenix_: Save the Planet: Carlin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw&feature=related

(12:41 AM) Chirper58: Is this music night in here tonight?
(12:41 AM) oO_jezebel_Oo: ty for sharing this tokun
(12:41 AM) tokun: no chirper
(12:41 AM) Chirper58: Hello everyone, and good morning
(12:42 AM) tokun: it was just quiet
(12:42 AM) Chirper58: what tune is this Tokun, cause it is so relaxing.
(12:42 AM) oO_jezebel_Oo: no chirper, we had just decided to play some music after it was quiet for a while
(12:42 AM) Chirper58: ah ok Jez
(12:42 AM) tokun: it is japanese /australian
(12:42 AM) Chirper58: it is beautiful hon
(12:42 AM) tokun: didge and shakuhachi
(12:43 AM) Chirper58: hey phoenix good to see you and Haggis in here.
(12:44 AM) oO_jezebel_Oo: beautiful, tokun
(12:44 AM) Chirper58: will be back soon, have to talk to my Daughter.
(12:44 AM) tokun: good to cya chirper
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(12:45 AM) tokun: yes it does
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(12:46 AM) tokun: sounds great
(12:46 AM) Tanasul: Bobby, I will be in Wasco today
(12:46 AM) Tanasul: I’ll wave as i drive by
thephoenix_: Ugh.
thephoenix_: I have been in Wasco.
thephoenix_: It’s the armpit of the Central Valley IMHO
(12:47 AM) Tanasul: lol exactly
thephoenix_: or is that Avenal?
thephoenix_: I get confused.
(12:47 AM) Tanasul: lol close
(12:47 AM) Tanasul: Wasco is worse
(12:48 AM) Tanasul: Avenal has a better view
thephoenix_: loool
thephoenix_: oh, that Bakersfield view!
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thephoenix_: a reeking layer of smog over hell…
(12:48 AM) Tanasul: could be worse, could be Corcorran
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thephoenix_: lol
(12:49 AM) Tanasul: I do IT stuff for the state
(12:49 AM) Tanasul: I have been getting requests from all of those prisons
thephoenix_: Bakersfield was my closest “city” for nine looooong years
thephoenix_: I now live 1/2 hour outside of Bakersfield
thephoenix_: oh dang, I cannot leave even yet!
thephoenix_: I meant San Francisco LOL
(12:50 AM) Tanasul: lol Big difference
(12:50 AM) Tanasul: lolol
thephoenix_: Ya know what the trick with prisons is, why they want them so much?
http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page
(2:21 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: I was soooo proud when our former PM, Jean Chretien said—–WE ARE NOT WITH YOU, but now we have Stooopid Steve
(2:22 AM) dances_with_haggis: Amazin
thephoenix_: ::::::::::
(2:23 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: told you Bird, remember the CDC’s prediction
(2:23 AM) tokun: for our young lads
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thephoenix_: ewwww, conservapedia!!!!
thephoenix_: LMAO!
thephoenix_: They can’t even agree to agree on common definitions for words.
thephoenix_: freaks
(2:24 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: conservapaedia?
thephoenix_: whackjobs!
thephoenix_: http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page
(2:24 AM) tokun: the scottish are the only country that can do this
(2:24 AM) dances_with_haggis: aye TP
(2:25 AM) Bobby McGee: furenal ?
(2:25 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: hi Bobby
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thephoenix_: “He is perhaps best remembered for his decision that the first atomic bombs were dropped on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. (Hint. Check out the writing.)”
(2:25 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: we are grieving the loss of Humanity
thephoenix_: I would flunk any student who wrote a sentence like that!
(2:25 AM) Bobby McGee: hi
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thephoenix_: conservatives have to hire smart people to write for them, or this is what they get:
thephoenix_: He is perhaps best remembered for his decision that the first atomic bombs were dropped on the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
thephoenix_: Bobby: is that an oxymoron, or a tautology?
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thephoenix_: conservatives do not think
(2:27 AM) dances_with_haggis: Tokun try this M8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfnntIk4LwA “Red Hot Chilli Pipers” Live
thephoenix_: they make up excuses to hate others
thephoenix_: and people think that I made up the GOP chat room script…
(2:28 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: Conservatives follow….not in their genetic code to lead or have vision
thephoenix_: My imagination could never have possibly extended that far into grunting, snuffling orc hate!
thephoenix_: Yes, Dharma, the authoritarian personality
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thephoenix_: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Authoritarian_personality
(2:29 AM) Bobby McGee: thank god they dont lead imagin if you are led by by thoughtless leader
thephoenix_: nice, haggis!!!!
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(2:29 AM) shaysccg: hi everyone
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(2:29 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: haggis is “steppin’out”
(2:29 AM) tokun: good stuff m8
(2:29 AM) Bobby McGee: wait we are lead by thoughtless leader over a cliff
(2:29 AM) dances_with_haggis: now the pipes
(2:29 AM) shaysccg: how we doin here this fine morning
(2:29 AM) Bobby McGee: what am i saying
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(2:30 AM) shaysccg: ummm k hello anyone
(2:30 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: yes bobby
(2:30 AM) Bobby McGee: what do you call bush and congress if not thoughtless idiots
(2:30 AM) shaysccg: lets try that
thephoenix_: hi shay
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(2:30 AM) dances_with_haggis: not a good recording ..abort..sorry
(2:30 AM) shaysccg: ty phoenix
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(2:30 AM) shaysccg: hello
(2:30 AM) tokun: 2
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(2:31 AM) shaysccg: soo what happens in here
(2:31 AM) shaysccg: this is my first vist
(2:31 AM) shaysccg: ohhh RIP george
thephoenix_: best to just go with the flow at first, shay
(2:31 AM) shaysccg: oh indeed
thephoenix_: if you find the room entertaining, you can come back any time
(2:31 AM) shaysccg: ok so i shall sit back
thephoenix_: we do not have an agenda
(2:32 AM) Bobby McGee: is there another word for synonym
thephoenix_: you goof!
(2:32 AM) Bobby McGee: you would lol
(2:32 AM) Bobby McGee: its george carlin line not mine
(2:32 AM) shaysccg: i am just wakin up…it is 430 am in missouri here
thephoenix_: when I first came into chat, that was the funniest thing anyone could think to say…
thephoenix_: including me
thephoenix_: trouts, or monty python holy grail lines!
(2:33 AM) shaysccg: what was ?
(2:33 AM) shaysccg: lol
thephoenix_: I am going to slap you with a trout, shays!
thephoenix_: in the mid-1990s
(2:33 AM) shaysccg: yikes…smelly..hold up..let me get some coffee first..before the fish floggin
(2:34 AM) shaysccg: lol
(2:34 AM) shaysccg: i do
thephoenix_: wonder if someone has chats saved from then…
thephoenix_: there was no political chat back then
(2:34 AM) Bobby McGee: ok
(2:34 AM) shaysccg: lol
(2:34 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: The Eternal Election, then anothoer Eternal Election
(2:34 AM) shaysccg: arent they great
(2:34 AM) shaysccg: try living here
(2:34 AM) shaysccg: lol
thephoenix_: I spent my whole time trying to get OUT of sex, match, whatever chat.
(2:35 AM) Bobby McGee: THIS WHAT i CALL FURENAL MUISC LOL
thephoenix_: people who think that talking about sex is the only thing that is sexy do not INTEREST ME
(2:35 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: Bird
(2:35 AM) tokun: no it’s called fighting music
(2:35 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: Oh, I get you
(2:35 AM) dances_with_haggis: The Red Hot Chilli Pipers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwrvHnYpwkk
(2:35 AM) tokun: am i wrong haggi8s
(2:35 AM) Bobby McGee: play me some thing with soul like blues or something
thephoenix_: Chat in the olden days, Dharma!!! It was what it was!
thephoenix_: I gave up in despair around 1997.
thephoenix_: When I went back to college.
(2:36 AM) dances_with_haggis: the british army class the pipes as weapons of war
(2:36 AM) shaysccg: i ususally dont stay in rooms when the conversation takes that sex turn phoenix
(2:36 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: phoenix…it cost me plenty-you know all the honest people, hmmm
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thephoenix_: looool haggis
(2:36 AM) shaysccg: chat is for fun and discussion for me
thephoenix_: Indeed they are!
(2:36 AM) Ticketyboo582: he isnt kidding
(2:37 AM) tokun: play it in the choppers run down
(2:37 AM) dances_with_haggis: its true TP
thephoenix_: xactly, shays
(2:37 AM) waiting4gado: expectations for chatrooms some people have unusual
(2:37 AM) shaysccg: i usually play trivia and dont do much cruisin around
(2:37 AM) shaysccg:
(2:37 AM) Bobby McGee: lol hagis its ten min of bag pipe i woulf be screaming tourtutre
thephoenix_: If I wanted to be treated like s***, I would go into a “sex” chatroom.
(2:37 AM) waiting4gado: some people have unusual expectations for chatrooms
(2:37 AM) shaysccg: did i lose sound now?
(2:37 AM) shaysccg: i see the mic still and silence dang
(2:37 AM) shaysccg: lol phoenix..so true
(2:37 AM) tokun: if i am out of line please tell me
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(2:37 AM) shaysccg: and ewww at the same time
thephoenix_: Some guy asked me to turn on my cam for him the other night.
thephoenix_: LMAO!!!!!
(2:37 AM) waiting4gado: lol
(2:37 AM) shaysccg: let me go and come back
thephoenix_: I said, you gotta be kidding me.
(2:38 AM) waiting4gado: and you did of course
(2:38 AM) shaysccg: ewwwww i never look at cams either….
(2:38 AM) ladywicca: morning everyone
thephoenix_: I never turn on my cam for anyone.
(2:38 AM) waiting4gado: lady
(2:38 AM) shaysccg: unless i know the people and have ofr years
(2:38 AM) tokun: wicca chan
(2:38 AM) ladywicca: hi gado, heya tokun
(2:38 AM) Bobby McGee: morning wica
(2:38 AM) waiting4gado: dinner time here in asia
thephoenix_: He quit PMing me then. LOL
(2:38 AM) shaysccg: i have triv players that i will….cause i know it wont be them naked…
(2:38 AM) ladywicca: hey Bobby good morn
(2:38 AM) shaysccg: i bet he did
(2:38 AM) shaysccg: lmbo
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(2:39 AM) Ticketyboo582: morning wicca
(2:39 AM) shaysccg: let me go find my ears brb
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(2:39 AM) ladywicca: hi Tick
(2:39 AM) dances_with_haggis: bobby..the point is if you{or a scot} marches behind a pipe band it fills them up with pride they will take on anyone…the pipes were banned for about 75 years
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(2:39 AM) tokun: yes haggis
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(2:40 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: haggis, wasn’t it the piper at the front of an offensive attack during wars??
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(2:40 AM) shaysccg: well i guess i cant find themm
(2:40 AM) dances_with_haggis: It was Dharma
(2:40 AM) shaysccg: i shall return another time i hear nothing dang it
(2:40 AM) shaysccg: nice to meet you all…
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(2:40 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: hello shay
(2:40 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: and hi wicca
(2:40 AM) tokun: the scotts are the hardest bastards in the world
(2:41 AM) tokun: no bullshit
(2:41 AM) ladywicca: morning Dharma
(2:41 AM) cpo geo: well done toukun from a Scotish American
(2:41 AM) dances_with_haggis: at d day the duke of Atholls piper…also pipers were alwasys leading
(2:41 AM) tokun: and that is not barking up there arse
(2:41 AM) tokun: but i know
(2:42 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: haggis, they were sacrificed
(2:42 AM) ladywicca: tokun, we’ve a Scottish Highland Games here in Chatham every year….traditional games of competition
(2:42 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: why couldn’t they be at the rear?
(2:42 AM) tokun: by the british yes, by the scottish no
(2:42 AM) Ticketyboo582: dharma they knew we were coming and that was enough.
(2:42 AM) tokun: only the sell out many years ago
(2:43 AM) dances_with_haggis: got go BBL M8s
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(2:43 AM) tokun: cya haggis
(2:43 AM) ladywicca: just reading, more animals found dead in the Toronto park
(2:44 AM) ladywicca:
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(2:44 AM) Dharma_D-Light-: oh, the poisonings wicca?
(2:44 AM) ladywicca: yes
(2:44 AM) tokun: nutter there wicca chan?
(2:44 AM) ladywicca: bigtime tokun
(2:44 AM) ladywicca: somebody set out poison in bread and water bowls

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